Well,I have hit the quota!*Happy.Having successfully matched 4 assignments,I am feeling much more relaxed.At least I can tell myself this small business venture has worked out to be a little profitable.For now,I am going to let my hair down and have a break for a few days,and I am leaving this to Mark now that he is back from HK.

Wonder what did he get for me in HK?I have been working so hard!

Sweet Nothings

Recently,I have started out my "job" as a tuition agent.All I can say after 1 week into my new job is that tuition agents TRULY deserve that 50% commission.As a tutor you may think that is easy money,but i URGE you to think again!Here's the story:some parent called me 3 days back asking for a tutor who can teach her son A,E Math and combined Physics/Chem.Her expected rate?$20/hour.

HAHAHAHA.

Believe it or not,our first conversation on the phone lasted for more than an hour.Why?I don't wish to explain.

So anyway,I found a perfect candidate for her and blar and shit.That lasted for 2 days.She said she wanted to think about it and consult her husband and her son.WHAT?So fine...up till now I have not heard from her.

To be honest I am not very keen on this assignment.I am f-ing sick of this parent.Really.

Till now I have matched 3 assignments.The first one wasn't really counted because it was my ex-student who was looking for a tutor and that sparked me off into this tuition agent business.Our (Mark and I) target for this month is to match 3 assignments,which means I have one more to go,and then we can go somewhere nice to eat.I miss that!

For now,I am keeping my fingers crossed for this assignment that I received today...hope she picks up my phone tomorrow.I have a feeling she is a rather "qin4 cai4" lady.

By the way,anyone knows the answer to this?

为什么面包可以说话，咖啡就不可以？
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因为 Breadtalk,Kopitiam 吗！

Haha,this joke has kept me laughing for a number of days.Hope you enjoyed it.

Salmonella

I can't believe this bacteria is the culprit.I had it inside me for so many days and it is exactly this that caused me sooo much trouble for my exam.Oh,food poisoning.Did you read the papers today?Salmonella can only be spread through stools of infected people.That is to say this fk-ed up employee wiped his damn ass with his hands and handled the cream without washing his hands.EWW!Bastard!

Angela's friend was hospitalised.I spent over $100 on repeated visits to the doctor plus a relatively painless jab.What rotten luck!

拉屎没擦屁股的王八蛋！这是你的杰作！

I called up Prima Deli this morning expecting a decent person to answer my questions and demanded a compensation.Well,to be fair I must say they have handled this mishap pretty well.But anyway,this lady sounded fk-ed up when she misunderstood me and said mockingly "...You want a compensation.But if you missed your exam,how do you want me to compensate you?Ha..."

Do you think I am as stupid as your employee who didn't wash his damn hands?FK!

I hope I can get my medical compensation soon.

To sister:Hugo does sound better after sometime.Haha:PPpP