Sweet Nothings

Recently,I have started out my "job" as a tuition agent.All I can say after 1 week into my new job is that tuition agents TRULY deserve that 50% commission.As a tutor you may think that is easy money,but i URGE you to think again!Here's the story:some parent called me 3 days back asking for a tutor who can teach her son A,E Math and combined Physics/Chem.Her expected rate?$20/hour.

HAHAHAHA.

Believe it or not,our first conversation on the phone lasted for more than an hour.Why?I don't wish to explain.

So anyway,I found a perfect candidate for her and blar and shit.That lasted for 2 days.She said she wanted to think about it and consult her husband and her son.WHAT?So fine...up till now I have not heard from her.

To be honest I am not very keen on this assignment.I am f-ing sick of this parent.Really.

Till now I have matched 3 assignments.The first one wasn't really counted because it was my ex-student who was looking for a tutor and that sparked me off into this tuition agent business.Our (Mark and I) target for this month is to match 3 assignments,which means I have one more to go,and then we can go somewhere nice to eat.I miss that!

For now,I am keeping my fingers crossed for this assignment that I received today...hope she picks up my phone tomorrow.I have a feeling she is a rather "qin4 cai4" lady.

By the way,anyone knows the answer to this?

为什么面包可以说话，咖啡就不可以？
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因为 Breadtalk,Kopitiam 吗！

Haha,this joke has kept me laughing for a number of days.Hope you enjoyed it.